Watch out for this shady character today (his name is Dan Simpson) and he has a serious cookie problem. If you see him near the cookies ask him to kindly set them down and step away. If he resists take out your emergency Oreo baggies and lure him away from the table with those. After he is lured away take him to the nearest phone and call the cookie hotline @ 1-800-ohmyU812. HE NEEDS HELP. DO YOUR PART!
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